Mom pants

Has anyone had the pleasure of watching this SNL clip?



Well, today, I feel like I'm wearing mom pants. They are maternity capri jeans and they're still a little big on me. But that maternity stretchy part that goes all the way up to the boobies makes it feel even more like mom pants. That and the fact that there's no zipper or button doesn't help either. So the main problem today is that the butt pockets FEEL like they've migrated to the outer limits of my butt and my butt feels all wide and flat. BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP wide load coming through! I did a quick ass check in the bathroom and it doesn't APPEAR to be any larger than usual, but I can pull the pockets on the stretchy jeans closer together which gives me the illusion of having a teenier booty. Which I like - not flat, not wide, but perky and small! It's making me want to run to the gym and do a bunch of butt exercises. I keep getting up off of my chair and lifting my leg behind me like a mini butt exercise. WTF? I'm obsessed today. I'm not sure these pants will make it out of the closet to see another day.