Invisibility Cloak

I don't want to make this all about being preggo, but I have to say. Sister and I were talking today about this bitch of a cousin of ours has this uncanny ability to make her facebook page disappear and reappear - she isn't deleting her account because she disappeared for a few weeks and then on Tuesday, voila! There she was! I was still her friend (sister wasn't - no explaination necessary - kidding sissy - just kidding) and so was my hubby, but she didn't request us, so how the FUCK did she do that?!?!?! And today? POOF - gone again. Which lead me to wonder if this bitch somehow came across an invisibility cloak or some shit. This led me to wonder what it would be like to have one of my own.

Right now, the only thing I would want to do with my invisibility cloak is to put it on and take a big, fat nap. The office doesn't provide perfect napping conditions, but that's ok. I'm desperate.

Later, I'd take my invisibility cloak to go hop on a plane to MN to go get Savoy pizza with my baby brother who is suffering from a gnarley hangover from having his "first" night drinking on his 21st birthday.

There's all sorts of sneaky shit I'd like to do with an invisibility cloak, but right now the only thing my mind is obsessing over is a fucking nap. That and still wondering how my poor baby, Daisy, got a gash on her widdle neck.