Immigration

So today while Stromboli's daddy and I were lunching away, I saw 2 of my field employees pulling out of the driveway in a truck. One of them JUMPED out and started hauling ass down the alley - my dad said "WTF????????? Who was that!?" and I said "it was Benny. I think he's runng from INS" and JJDVV, dad, and I all had a good laugh because I'm so funny like that.

Upon further thought, I decided I'm going to go work for the INS. I know just where to look for those illegal dudes and dudettes. So I quickly detailed my plan to sissy. I'll go work for them first off because they must have crazy good job security! Secondly, it's a government job. HELLO DUDES & DUDETTES!!!!!!!!! that means like 12 paid holidays a year, 3 weeks vacation and 2 weeks of sick or personal days and I'm no math wiz but that's already 2 weeks more vacay than I get now, 2 weeks more of personal/sick days, and 7 more holidays than I get now (more if you count holidays that fall on the weekend, but I digress).

When the INS sees what a valuable employee I am, I will immediatly insist on a special outfit - this outfit cannot and will not be black - although black is my favorite and most sexy color, it gets hotter than haites (where is that anyway?!) where those aliens hang out doing constructions and gardening and probably in the fast food kitchens. I'd have to go get fast food and act like I'm really going to order - may be acutally order and eat just to "observe" and then the government would have to pay for my lunch because it would be "surveillance" or something. They don't chill out at the beach all day, you know!....I mean - I'd definitely have to spend some time at the beach during the day in the summer just to see if anyone is there... just to cover my ass, you know?

I'd also insist on some special sunglasses - I'd definitely suggest that my Chanel sunglasses that I can't find anymore, but are pictured in brown here (NOT NEARLY as cute as the black frames with the green lenses... again, I digress)be part of my new uniform



Anyway, once my uniform is all put together and I have a snazzy title, I'll go out there like Beth on Dog the Bounty Hunter (because I have blond hair and big boobs) and bust some alien ass!

Sister suggested this outfit, but it's not really condusive to foot pursuits which is another reason I'd like this job - it would hopefully end my need to go to the gym on a daily basis - I could just get my cardio in chasing aliens all day!