Well, the days of swiping some unsuspecting neighbors' internet are over. JJ informed me (after my old lady afternoon snooze) on Wednesday that we no longer have free internet. Why must all good things come to an end? I'm a good person! Why can't I have free internet? WTF am I supposed to do without a putimer?! I gave my blackberry to JJ so that we could save money (barf) and we shut off our home phone foreva ago because who uses a land line anymore? seriously. who? As a sidenote, I have heard that you have to have a land line once you have a kid in school - I think that even means like pre-school, so that means I only have another 2 years of sticking it to the man and saying EFF YOU - I don't need no stinkin land line! But - I'm very sad because I might have to just suck it and get it so I can have internet on the weekends. During the week I can get away with having access all day at work while I'm busy not working which allows me to have free time at night to watch my brainless tv shows. Seriously brainless - last night for example while JJ was out having fun boozing watching the Laker game, I watched the season premier of Kendra and Denise Richards. I also watched the season premier of Bridezilla and 2 episodes of Gene Simmon's reality show. All in all it took up a good 5 hours of my night.
Tonight we're going to this new restaurant. Well... new to us. It's called Mahe and it's SO perfect because it's walking distance and you can eat a ton of sushi and get totally shitfaced and not have to worry about driving home. I take that back. It's almost perfect. Now that I'm "with child" (sorry sissy) it's no longer perfect. It's just probably going to be yummy. I can't eat any sashimi, I can't have tuna, I can't have mahi mahi, I can't have swordfish... I can only eat cooked rolls and drink pelligrino or some virgin drink which I never like drinking because it just reminds me I'm drinking something that would normally be fun but right now it's not. I digress. Tonight we'll DRIVE to Mahe with our friends who found a babysitter, I'll eat a few rolls, and I'll hope that everyone wants to get home and into bed before midnight. wooo wooo I'm a party and a half
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