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Let me give you a recap of my very exciting day

Alarm goes off. Hubby says so nicely: Babe? Do you want to shower today?
Wowo: no
Hubby: really?
Wowo: no
Hubby: Babe? if you need to shower you should probably get up now
Wowo: NO
silence
Wowo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr I don't wanna get uuuupppp!!!!!!!!!!! ok fine!

Drive to work was successful - no road rage from hubby and we were running on time for once!
7:16 arrive to work. I realize I forgot my keys to the office. Which wouldn't normally be a problem except that MV & DL are out of town and therefore I have no access to any extra keys.
7:18 - throw a little tantrum then decide to drive all of the effing way home to retrieve keys
7:19 - am informed by hubby that I have to get gas first
8:02 - arrive at the house. Search for keys. Find keys. Get kissed to death by babies (dogs) and am wracked with guilt for abandoning them again
8:20 arrive back to the office
8:20 - 11:20 facebook, email, make a few copies
11:20-12:20 eat lunch
12:20 - 4:30 paint nails, watch season 3 of Arrested Development, pretend to work whenever someone comes near my office, read a little, facebook, email, make grocery list.

Now I finally get to shut down the evil work machine and head home - to mail my friends 1 week late birthday gift and pick up food for a BBQ tonight where I will meet hubby's new school friend and promptly show him what an old loser I am by neeing to go to bed by 10.