You speee Chinee?

So... this may be weird, but the more people I admit this to, the more people do the same thing.

I have 2 dogs Daisy and Sasha. Daisy is a Minature Pinscer and Sasha is a lab mix (not sure what she's mixed with but she looks like a small lab). Daisy and Sasha have voices. Daisy talks like a black girl formerly from the hood and Sasha talks like a surfer girl. Little does anyone know - they talk to each other all day long
Daisy "Sup my biiitchesssssss????"
Sasha "What's happenin dudes?"
Daisy "What up bitch? Gimme my toy! That ain't yours!"
Sasha "Chill out little dudette! You can toads have it when I'm done"
Stuff like that.

Well, I admitted this to my friend RPP and she told me that her 2 dogs have voices too. Her first dog is Champ. Champ was found in a dirty parking lot in downtown LA and he's a German Shepard - appears to be full blooded but we'll never be sure. He talks in a black voice too so he and Daisy are like total bff's. Although he's very large, he talks in a really high voice. Coco is a pit bull mix and her eyes are not round - they are a little more oblong (horizontally) and she has lines that look like she's got permanent eyeliner (picture Cleopatra) and Coco speaks Engrish http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish

I had no clue until I read Crissy's blog that so many people speak Engrish! ML told me that Coco was ROR a while back and I had no clue wtf he was talking about (not too unusual) and he informed me that ROR is how Coco LOL! Raughing out roud! HAHA! So funny to me. The more I thought about it, the more I realized how I speak about the dirty foreign people (a la Crissy) with my other friend Muff. Short for Muffin - not the other Muff.

We talk to each other in nail salon lingo and to demonstrate, I'd like to share with you some actual conversations I've had in the nail salon. NL will be the nail lady - or should I call her the Nail Rady? Ya - that's better - NR will be the nail lady
NR: Hiiieeee - How you do? What you want?
me: Um - I'd like a mani and a pedi
NR: OK! you pii coror and wait 10 mineees -ok??
me: ok.
NR: Ok- you sii here ok? ooohhh - I ruh your jean! Where you buy?
me: I got these at Express
NR: Ohhh - they maaay you rook so sexxxy!

This conversation happened just after I got engaged
NR: Your ling so plettie - you get engage?
me: yes! a few weeks ago in Mexico
NR: oooohhhh.... I ruh it... can I try on?
me: huh?
NR: can I try on?
me: what?? umm? huh?
NR: Pree?
me: um - well, I don't really want to take it off. I heard it's bad luck (totally not true -I'm just too big of a pussy to tell her to get effing REAL!)
NR: oh
total silence for the rest of the session (which was nice) until
NR: you waaan flowah?
me: no thanks